Ghosts are SUCH an interesting monster I think
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it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.
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"if being hard on yourself was going to work it would have worked by now" okay well being soft on myself isn't working either so what the fuck is left. medium? I gotta be medium with myself? I gotta ask the fucking ghosts for help? is that it?
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Chidi is the only person not thinking he's the most fuckable person in the trolley problem, he's behind the controls of the trolley concerned about what the most ethical choice is, obviously.
(He actually is the hottest person in the trolley problem, though, because the stress is making him overheat.)
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The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.
The clock is very close to noon and, given the cat's focus on it, we can assume that this is when the dispenser activates. The cat is so keenly aware of this at this point, that it is prepared at least 16 seconds in advance. However, it is much more focused on the clock than the feeder itself, despite the feeder being taped down, which most likely means:
- The tape was implemented first, but the cat continued to either fuck with the dispenser or the owners somehow
- The owners decided to solve this by giving it a clock and trying to teach the cat the concept of time telling
- Through positive reinforcement, the cat now knows that when all the hands point up, it is lunch time
- The cat now either has a vague concept of time telling, at least in relation to 12:00, or has learned nothing and just believes that the clock now decides when food comes, rather than the dispenser or the owners, and knows that the clock has a way of showing when it is about to make its decision
- Regardless, the clock should also probably be taped to the wall soon, before the cat attempts to alter time
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I love the idea of Murderbot setting up its little security consulting business and advertising is like "Hey want some real security? Hire a rogue SecUnit. What's my rate? Unmarked bills. How much? I dunno, haven't thought that far. Gimme gimme, I wanna patrol your compound and rescue you from danger."
Sitting by the road in a wet cardboard box labelled Let Me Exhibit My Natural Behaviours
Price list for services:
- Saving your life: $
- Saving your life if I find you annoying: $$
- Risking life and/or excruciating injury: $
- Making polite small talk: $$$$$
- Serious conversations about feelings: you can't afford it
- Sarcasm: included with all services for free
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I haven’t been able to pirate the Murderbot tv show yet but I think the actor did a pretty good job because every gif and screenshot I see of him he looks like he’s about to cry and/or throw up from anxiety
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I threw together a little rec list for fans of Murderbot :)
This is aimed at fans of the novellas and the TV show and I tried to capture various different elements of the story and characters.
Text of slides below the cut
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why haven’t I seen anyone posting about that giant fucking baby penguin in Melbourne that’s bigger than some of the adults already
OMG I SAW THIS LAD IN PERSON AND LOST EVERY OUNCE OF SHIT I’VE EVER POSSESSED
Look at him!
Also he was separated with one of his parents when I saw him but obviously wanted to Be Where The People Penguins Are so they’d set him up with a little rock stool so he could gaze upon his brethren:
Which enabled me to capture the single funniest video I’ve ever taken of anything in my life:
All hail Pesto! The king of chonk!
And fucking handsome too—look at him striking a pose with his new look!
And fucking handsome
too—look at him striking a
pose with his new look!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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